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White Water Bay

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: Float Down, Lily Pads, Sweltering Summer — @ 6:41 pm August 31, 2009

Shane Wauhob asked:


White Water Bay in OKC is one of the most popular destinations in the city. There can be no better destination than a water theme park in the sweltering summer season. Slides, pools, thrills and spills…they’re all there to offer the perfect family entertainment.

With all age groups finding this their favorite hotspot, White Water Bay in Oklahoma City doesn’t disappoint. It features more than 30 rides. Some of the most talked about are the Mega Wedgie with a 64-foot drop, Bermuda Triangle, the Big Kahuna flume slide, the Acapulco Cliff Dive high speed free fall slide, and Cannonball Falls taking you to an 8-foot drop into the water. Serious waves and surfing action can be witnessed at The Wave Pool.

The less adventurous individuals and families have more manageable excitement to look forward to such as the Keelhaul Falls that floats passengers from pool to pool through short drops and slides. Individuals can race down a flume slide one at a time at the Swashbuckler Flumes Tube. The Shipwreck Island is an activity pool that features the Calypso Cannonball and Blackbeard’s Revenge body slides, as well as jumping rocks and Lily Pads.

There are also more tranquil things for those who prefer some peace and quiet, such as the float down the gentle Castaway Creek. You can also choose to relax under the sun doing nothing! Children have the exclusive Kids’ Kove featuring fun slides, fountains, a submarine through which kids can climb, and an octopus kids can play on.

White Water Bay, located around Oklahoma City’s metro area is a 25-acre water theme park opened in 1981 and currently associated with the PARC 7F-Operations Corp following operation and ownership by Six Flags Theme Parks, Inc. and CNL Lifestyle Properties. Tourists can count on shuttle services offered by hotels in OKC to take them to White Water Bay and other destinations in OKC.



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What is a good price for a Kayak and/or Canoe?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: Canoe Kayak, Kayak Canoe, Watersports — @ 10:48 pm August 30, 2009

éneri asked:


I’ve really started to become interested in *********** as of late, but I have no previous experience with them. With that said, I’ve been speculating about getting either a canoe or kayak, but I do not know what is an appropriate price range for either. I would prefer not to get ripped off.
Also, I know, like all things, quality can affect price, but is there really that much of a difference when it comes to quality with these products? Thanks! 8-)

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My Inaugural Address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: Annoyance, Inaugural Address, Sorcery — @ 3:25 pm
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Hard Water Stains – The Cheap Ways To Remove Them!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: Bathroom Cleaners, Enamel Surfaces, Sulphuric Acids — @ 11:50 am August 29, 2009

Hard Water Expert asked:


Hard water stains can be very difficult to remove with ordinary cleaners, however, with the right approach they are easily eliminated! Using soap and elbow grease is a poor weapon in the fight against lime scale, but with some basic chemistry knowledge it becomes much more obvious how to dissolve those annoying hard water stains in no time at all.

Acids will remove hard water deposits and are typically found in toilet bowl cleaners, rust removers, metal cleaners and kitchen/bathroom cleaners that remove mineral deposits.

Abrasives may scour off stains, and if used regularly, harsh abrasives will gradually scratch the finish of sinks, bathtubs and other items. Coarse abrasives will damage plastic, glass, plated and highly polished metals. Chlorine bleach can help remove stains. However, it can dull shiny finishes of porcelain enamel surfaces.

Abrasive Cleaners

Abrasive cleaners like scouring powder may remove or lighten stains. Regular use of harsh abrasives scratches the finish of sinks, bathtubs, or other fixtures. Once the surface is dull and rough, it will get dirty faster and stain more deeply. Even mild or fine abrasive cleaners may eventually scratch or dull surfaces. Do not use abrasive cleaners on fiberglass, ceramic tile or glass.

Chlorine Bleach

Chlorine bleach can help remove some stains, however, don’t leave it standing for long periods of time, as this will dull shiny porcelain enamel surfaces.

Acid Cleaners

Phosphoric acid is often found in cleaning products that remove hard water deposits. Hydrochloric and sulphuric acids are sometimes used in diluted concentrations in toilet bowl cleaners.

There are some commercial domestic products that scour off stains or use bleach to remove hard water stains and have some major drawbacks, and that is not even taking into account the potentially dangerous products they contain that may harm your children or pets.

The SIMPLE ways to remove hard water stains:

There are some simple ways to remove hard water stains quickly and easily that will remove even the most stubborn stains and make your fixtures and fittings literally sparkle like new!

One of the most overlooked factors when dealing with hard water stains is realizing that they contain either calcium or magnesium. Therefore, they can be tackled by using completely natural acids that are found all around the home, are totally safe to use and could save you hundreds of dollars on expensive cleaning products.

white vinegar and lemon juice! White vinegar, a weak acid, is about 5 percent acetic acid. It will remove hard water deposits from glass, rust stains from sinks, and tarnish from brass and copper, and works perfectly all around the home when combined with the correct ingredients. Lemon juice, another weak acid, contains citric acid, which can be used in much the same way as vinegar.

By using these simple, natural ingredients that are found all around the home – and in some cases combining them with other natural products for really stubborn stains, it is possible to remove limescale and water stains cheaply and in a way that doesn’t harm our planet.

Warm Regards, Patrick Henry

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Where and how do you learn 2 bcum a white water rafting instructor uk?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: England, White Water Rafting — @ 12:12 pm August 28, 2009
swallownest69 asked:


would like 2 learn rafting and white water rafting in england with a view 2 gaining employment abroad.Does any1 no where 2 achieve this and or similar courses..
thanks.

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Rafting Club Drina Tara – Season 2008

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: Rafting, Tara, Tarom — @ 10:15 pm August 27, 2009

raftingtara asked:


Rafting spust rijekama Tarom i Drinom. www.raftingtara.com

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C to C Kayak Roll Identifier

Filed under: Sports — Tags: Flick, Kayak, Snap — @ 7:51 pm
speusa asked:


The C to C kayak roll is commonly known as the hip snap or hip flick roll. This sequence will help you understand which roll you are doing and define the movement that is required to get the most our of the popular roll.

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Whitewater Kayaking

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: Scenery, Sport, Squirt Boating — @ 4:11 pm

Ryan asked:


Whitewater kayaking. The phrase strikes excitement in anyone just thinking about it. The fast current, the drops off waterfalls, bouncing off boulders, and shooting through eddies. All of these things contribute to the danger and fulfillment that is associated with the sport of whitewater kayaking. But what is the goal of whitewater kayaking? Death wish? Adrenaline? Competition? Well the truth is, it\’s whatever you want it to be. Just like many sports, there\’s no set purpose or goal, only love of the sport.

There are five types of whitewater kayaking. They are as follows:

River Running

Play Boating

Slalom

Creeking

Squirt Boating

It\’s important to understand these different types of whitewater kayaking to choose the path that is right for you. So let\’s go ahead and examine each of these in their own right.

Sticking with the order we have here, let\’s start with River Running.

River Running is basically the meat and potatoes of whitewater kayaking. When you are river running you are basically touring down a river, just enjoying the ride. You might find yourself taking in the scenery from your kayak while in between rapids and chutes, or you may find yourself paddling your heart out. River running can also be easily turned into overnight trips if you are on the right river. Go ahead and pack a few things in your kayak and spend a night listening to the river while sitting by a fire.

Play boating might be considered the exact opposite of river running. When you go playboating you are basically going out to do just what the phrase entails, \’Play.\’ One might consider play boating as kayaking with style points, because you are going out to show what you can do. Often times play boaters will stay in a same location on the river, because of its appealing nature or current, and they will perform whatever tricks they can, kind of like a freestyle competition.

Slalom kayaking is the most competitive form of kayaking, and it is the type that you will see most organized. Slalom is just what you would assume it is. You hop in the river with your kayak, and you go as fast as you can through gates, or certain parts of the river, and the person with the fastest time wins.

Next on the list is creeking. Creeking can be a very dangerous form of kayaking, and is very technical. If you are a beginner, do not go out creeking, it won\’t end up well. Creeking often involves sliding down large wet stone faces into water, or wedging between giant rock faces with overpowering currents, just to name a couple of scenarios.

Last but not least, we have ****** boating. ****** kayaking makes use of low volume kayaks to perform very physical manoeuvres in the kayak. Sometimes the kayaker will go underwater as one of the moves, and then pop back out after a few seconds or even up to a minute.

So those are the different types of whitewater kayaking. Figure out which one is for you and go for it. Just make sure you\’ve got the right equipment, especially a helmet and life-jacket, and it always helps to go with a friend. For more information on whitewater kayaking, move to the next page, or visit KayakForLife.com



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Kayak Demo – West Greenland Style

Filed under: Sports — Tags: Greenland Style, Paces, Replicas — @ 6:00 pm August 26, 2009
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Harvey Golden puts one of his Greenland skinboat replicas thru its paces. (Harvey’s site – www.traditionalkayaks.com) (Kayak Way site: www.rockisland.com/~kyak) Harvey’s book on Greenland Kayaks is an instant classic, get it!

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New Ocean Kayak Torque (Video overview and demo)

Filed under: People — Tags: Demo, Fishing Kayak, Ocean Fishing — @ 6:25 pm August 24, 2009
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Video overview of the new “Torque” motorized kayak from Ocean Kayak. Fishing kayak with Minn Kota trolling motor.

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